Monday, May 11, 2009

Who's The Real Scumbag?!

Words of Wisdom from Dalai Lama: All major religious traditions carry basically the same message and that is LOVE, COMPASSION, AND FORGIVENESS; the important thing is they should be part of our daily lives.

My cell phone rang and I looked at the caller ID. It’s Vinny from my previous job.

V: How are you?

Me: Really good.

V: Guess what? I ran into a scumbag yesterday.

Me: Who? Who’s the scumbag?

V: That scumbag you dated several years ago. Oh get this. He’s getting married. I met his fiancĂ© too.

Me: ﹙Dude, I think you’re a bigger scumbag than my ex!﹚Don’t tell me that you wanted to call me to share his engagement?!?!﹙scumbag!!!﹚

V: Aren’t you upset?

Me: Should I be upset? Would you like me to be upset?! I can pretend to be upset if that makes you happy.

V: Well…….it’s just…..you know…..

Me: Sorry. I don’t know. I loved him when we’re together ‘cuz he loved me too. I forgive you and please find something better to do with your life. Go practice on your compassion!