Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Man! I Feel Like A Woman!

Just waking up I’m sipping my morning coffee and checking messages on Facebook. Then someone pops up to chat.

Frank:
“If I mail my self to you from the States to Taiwan, how long would it take if I sent myself via regular mail?”

“5 to 7 days; but you can always do Fedex.”

Frank:
“Better send myself next day air so that I won’t starve.”

“Yeah, for sure!”

Frank:
“Well, tomorrow is my birthday. Are you coming out with us for drinks?”

“Happy Birthday Love! I wish I could!”

Frank:
“Send yourself Fedex then!”

Reading my Emails on Gmail; Robert, whom I had lunch with last week in San Francisco dropped me an Email.

“It was really nice to catch up with you last week. I have to say that you are looking very very pretty these days. I guess age does make things better for some people. Keep up the good looks!”

A window pops up from MSN. Vic, whom I had lunch with once during my stay in San Francisco had just returned to work after a 10 day vacation in Mexico.

“I have a confession to make. And the confession is you’re HOT!”

“I’m flattered. But what kind of a confession is that?”

“Like the one I didn’t get a chance to make while you’re in town.”

“Thank you. I’m truly touched by your compliments.”

“Your eyes are expressive, your lips are juicy and of course boobs are an asset! Besides that you’re charming!”