我傳簡訊給一個朋友，內容是：明晚七點半吃炭烤加陶鍋，要一起來嗎？
簡訊傳出不到30秒，我收到他的答覆：好啊好啊，明天晚上幾點？
「ㄟ，你是不識字喔？！還是像湯姆克魯斯一樣有閱讀障礙？！上封簡訊明明就註明七點半啊！」
I sent a text message to a friend and it said, “Tomorrow night at 7:30. BBQ + hotpot dinner. Wanna come?”
Within 30 seconds I received his reply. “Sure! So what time are we meeting up tomorrow night?”
“Dude. Can’t you read?! What are you? Tom Cruise?! Are you dyslexia too? My sms clearly stated 7:30!”
