At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
(Of course, my Mum and Dad)
At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
(My siblings, my dog, Uncle Paul, Cousin Cindy, people who owe me money, and maybe my hairdresser? After all, I am her most reliable client and I see her at least twice a week!)
The only reason anyone would ever hate you is simply because they want to be just like you.
(Nope! People hate me because I’m such a bitch.)
A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if he or she does not like you.
(So, next time when someone dislikes me, I just smile?!)
Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before he or she goes to sleep.
(Hmmm. They think of me while casting voodoo spells on me…)
You mean the world to someone.
(If that is true, then why didn't my boyfriend call me for two months?)
If not for you, someone may not be living.
(No way! You are kidding me!)
You are special and unique.
(Hell yeah! My friends describe me as a gay man trapped in a woman’s body!)
Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
(Could it be the chubby cashier boy at the corner 7-11?)
When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
(I have yet to determine my biggest mistake ever. Come what may, my brain only has enough room to store the good times!)
When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
(I have never turned my back on anyone. Even when people have turned their backs on me, I keep my door open in case they change their mind.)
When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
(Okay, I get it. It’s all about wishful thinking, dreaming and whatnot. I want to be the Carrie Bradshaw in real life and marry Mr. Big before I turn 32. Tick Tock Tick Tock…)
Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
(What rude remarks? They never register. My eyes and ears are only for the positive words.)
Always tell someone how you feel about him or her; you will feel much better when they know.
(Moment of confession – Mr. You-know-who-you-are, if your girlfriend ever leaves you, I want to be the next in line. After all, I thrive on giving you a massage every night before bedtime.)
If you have great friends, take the time to let them know that they are great.
(Well, my friends, if you have read this far, you are truly great friends. Thank you for always putting up with my badass attitude.)
My friend Dessert Kid spent three days making this amazing cake!
