Recently I received an Email from an acquaintance, asking to meet up for dinner to enquire a few things about some work-related stuff. There’s FOOD?! Oh I’m there!
So, I showed up at the restaurant and the waiting staff led me to a table for four.
Acquaintance: I hope you don’t mind. One more person will join us.
I don’t mind at all cuz you’re buying!
Acquaintance: I was on the phone with a friend. She asked me what I’m doing tonight. So I told her that I was going to have dinner with DIVA. She seems to know who you are. She’s on her way to join us!
That’s odd. I have no idea who this woman is! Is it a good thing that I don’t know who this mysterious woman is but she seems to know me?!
When the mysterious woman showed up a surgical mask covered most of her face. She explained to us that she just had a laser skin treatment which caused her face to swell.
Judging from what I could see, I still had no clue and the surgical mask certainly didn’t help.
Mysterious Woman: The truth is I don’t really know you. But I see you on my boyfriend’s Facebook.
Alert 1: Darn! Which mofo is this one?
Mysterious Woman: His name is XXX.
Alert 2: Oh, that mofo.
Mysterious Woman: I asked him how you two know each other. He just said you’re some sort of personality on the radio.
Alert 3: Is that right? So why did he send me gifts such as a mobile phone, stereo for iPod and random souvenirs from his business trips? And what about picking me up from work for dinner for almost two months in a row?
Mysterious Woman: You see, I just don’t understand how my boyfriend could ever meet someone like you, someone with your caliber.
Alert 4: Tru that! And that explains why I’m no longer in contact with that mofo!
