Man: Since we would like to be married and we both want kids. How do you feel about breastfeeding?
Woman: Who’s getting married?! Breastfeeding whom? Do I see a ring on my finger yet?
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Man: I would like to introduce you to my family.
Woman: Okay.
Man: As a token of love and affection instead of going out to eat you should cook a meal for my family.
Woman: You’re kidding right? I don’t cook.
Man: My mother is very health conscious. She rarely goes out to eat. It’s best to have a home-cooked dinner.
Woman: Health conscious or not I simply don’t cook.
Man: So, do you expect my mother to cook for you?
Woman: Nope! But I can certainly recommend excellent restaurants catering to her special needs.
Man: Are you just going to stand there and watch my mother make dinner?
Woman: Nope. I can be a sous-chef. And I can chop and peel vegetables and fruit, set the table, glasses and silverware, and wash pots, pans and dishes.
Man: My mother won’t let you do the dirty dishes.
Woman: In that case why would she want me to cook a meal for her?
