Man #1: So I'm learning the quick sayings and such but have not seen "TOY", so it's mine for Thinking of You!
Me: Uh? What Toy? Toy Story 3?! You completely lost me on this one!
Man#1: I did not even think about the movie with toy. Just abbreviation for "Thinking Of You".
Me: Okay. That’s news to me.
Man#1: News to you for the meaning of toy or that I was Thinking of You?
Me: BOTH
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Man#2: I love you!
Me: Thank you!
Man#2: You’re supposed to say…
Me: Oh I see. I love f**king you too!
Man#2: ……
