Three nights in a row I stayed out overnight. My mom kept silent for two days. By the third morning as I returned home she couldn’t hold it in anymore. Finally she broke the silence about my whereabouts for the past three nights.
Mom: Where did you sleep last night, the night before and two nights before that?
Me: A friend’s house.
Mom: Is that your boyfriend?
Me: No. He’s just a friend.
Mom: He’s not a boyfriend?! Then why did you bother to stay overnight at his house?!
